Screechy Goalie

How to play

• Aim: tap the goal where you want the ball to go (drag to fine-tune). On a computer, click, or use the arrow keys.
• Power: the meter by the ball goes up and down. Tap again (or press Space) to kick. Stop it in the green and the ball goes right where you aimed. Too low and it’s slow; too high and it sails over.
• Aggressive mode: no meter. Swipe from the ball toward the spot you want: where the swipe ends aims, how fast you swipe sets the power. A crisp flick is perfect, a lazy drag is soft, a wild slash sails high. The ball flies faster and every score is worth 1.5 times as much.
• Kick while he’s yapping. When his speech bubble is up, he reacts late. That’s your chance for a corner, or his face.
• A goal fills his Meltdown meter by 1. A ball off his face fills it by 2, and his face swells a little more each time. The more it swells, the worse he sees.
• Fill the meter before your 10 kicks run out and he runs off crying. Miss, and he gloats.
• Points: goal 100, top corner or tight to a post +50, face 150, plus a bonus for every score in a row and 50 for each kick you didn’t need.
• On Normal and Hard he sometimes spits on the camera. Ew. Kick through it.